Tuesday, January 25, 2011

John Browning: Zombie Hunter?

Profile: John M. Browning
Born: January 21 or 23, 1855.
Died: November 26, 1926 at the age of 71
Birthplace: Ogden, Utah
Profession: The most awesome weapons designer the world has ever seen. 

It was his birthday two days ago!  I guess he won't mind our late greetings.

We all know he's the genius behind the basis for much of today's automatic weapons.  The M1911, can we imagine a world without it?

Zombie Hunters worldwide since nineteen eleven have relied on this trusty weapon to defend against the living dead!  This is the pistol that remains practically unchanged and is probably the most popular weapon for competition, defense, and law enforcement today.  

Try looking up on what else he's done.  It will blow you away. 

This is old news to you gun enthusiasts and those serving in the armed forces.  Regardless, we me must educate the uninformed. 

So today, I'd like to ask our friends to spend some time reading up on his life and to go beyond Wiki, CliffsNotes, and whatnot.  I would rather we be not content to rest on his laurels.  Find time to really learn about what made him into the man that would affect & improve our lives.  This man who was born 156 years ago

What matters is that we celebrate the memory of him who has contributed immeasurably to the development of these special tools that will help us against the coming Zombie Apocalypse.  I raise a fine cold beverage to the birthday of Mr. John Moses Browning.

Remember your heroes.  

Ingenuity is our greatest weapon against the living dead.

Stay vigilant!

Kudos to Rick Seven.  Salt Lake will never fall.

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