Thursday, June 30, 2011

Zombie Poetry, Good for the Brain!

I have always been deficient in artistic expression.  However it is a fact that great warriors throughout history had poetic hearts beating under muscular & hairy chests. Something about a tranquil soul being the source of awesome sword-wielding skills, and stuff like that.

Many of the blogs that I follow contain a lot of really cool artistic stuff.  Painting, photography, and prose & poetry.  All of which I suck at!  However I am resolving to begin getting in touch with the other side of my brain so I can make the most of the whole thing!  

I stumbled upon a place called Your Daily SotA (Signs of the Apocalypse).  Yep, they've got a range of topics but I really dig their Zombie Poetry section.  

If learning how to write respectable haiku will help me be a more badass Zombie Hunter, then I'm all for it!




Stay vigilant!

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! A 5K Obstacle Race with Zombies


Zombies are invading Baltimore!

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES is a one of a kind 5K adventure race that promises to test the mettle of anybody preparing for the zombie apocalypse. Unique challenges await participants! For this event, you'll be needing much more than leg power and stamina. Do you have what it takes to survive?

There will be ZOMBIES. And yes, they will be chasing you!

When:      October 22, 2011

Where:     Ramblewood
                 2564 Silver Road
                 Darlington, MD 21034
                 1.5 hours south of Philly

Special Features:

Participants have health points (and wear a flag belt), zombies will attack you and reduce your health. If you run outta health, you're dead!

Use your brain or lose it: Survival-horror scenarios await the runners.  Your lives will depend on the choices you'll need to make to overcome the 12 man-made obstacles.


If you're strong and smart enough, perhaps you can win  prizes at the APOCALYPSE PARTY.  This snazzy awards ceremony will have rockin' bands, beer, zombie merchandise, celebs, and way more fun!

I'd say the real reward is a chance to party with like-minded folks.  How cool is that?

Mark your calendar for this special event and get on with your training.  And this one's mandatory for all survivalists. You never know when you'll have to do this for real! For more information, head on over to the official website.  Register NOW!





Stay vigilant!


Big thanks to Laura for the heads up!

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Center For Disease Control: Zombie Apocalypse Preparedness


The CDC has recently published a guide to prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse. The author is no less than Assistant Surgeon General Ali S. Khan who states that the so-called rise of zombies in popular culture has made people increasingly receptive to disaster preparedness.

"You may laugh now, but when it happens you’ll be happy you read this, and hey, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about how to prepare for a real emergency."
 
Even with his semi-serious tone, the message is always appreciated. Its hard enough to convince our family and friends to get prepared about anything, let alone a global zombie crisis. 


 "Have you begun preparing for a zombie apocalypse? Or maybe you have been preparing for a more realistic threat like hurricanes or the next flu season?"


The best thing about this article is that non-survivalists are increasingly talking about the Zombie Apocalypse. It starts as a funny conversation around the water fountain. And then the seeds of preparedness are planted in your subconscious. It will take root. And later on, folks will get spooked into action.

Rear Admiral Ali S. Khan
Closet Zombie Hunter?

Whatever his approach, the Assistant Surgeon General is tasked with looking after our health & safety.

Just in time for Zombie Awareness Month.  Maybe he really does believe in the zombie apocalypse...   



Stay vigilant!


Thanks to Huey for the heads up!

Neil Gaiman Brains Shirt

Neil Gaiman's photo: In light of the last blog post, an important t-shirty message for us all.


Neil Gaiman is wearing a brain t-shirt!

A really smart guy named Michael Spink translated the latin into "there's no accounting for taste...". Something about finding intelligence sexy.  The double meaning could also say that you want to eat big juicy brainz.

Does he want join the ranks of the walking dead, or is he just being his usual clever self?  You decide. 



Stay vigilant!

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Zombie Hunter Gear: Pacsafe Metrosafe 200 Shoulder Bag Review

Say hello to The Zombie Hunter's man-purse of choice: the Pacsafe Metro 200 Shoulder Bag.  I was looking for a something that could carry my daily stuff from home to work. I needed it to be not too big, manly looking, can defeat pickpockets & thieves, and has to be really tough.

I also use this to compliment my primary backpack for survival scenarios.

When I discovered these bags at the mall, I could not wait to get my hands on them when I found that they're reinforced with stainless steel wire in strategic places.

Any real man's man-purse needs to have steel mesh in 'em!

I usually wear it with the strap crossing from my left shoulder going down across my chest to the right, with the bag resting at small of my back.  I try to avoid wearing the bag staying on my front or side, 'coz it won't have a manly look.

Features:
  • made of ballistic nylon
  • can deflect some rainwater, keeps contents reasonably dry
  • lined with exomesh slash guard and other anti-theft features
  • a velcro front flap that has two pockets for gadgets 
  • pretty roomy for a neat little bag
  • the main compartment is spacious
  • has a back and side pockets


Check how the zipper on the main compartment could be fastened to a steel clip. This keeps it out of reach from the likes of The Artful Dodger. 

The strap is lined with stainless steel cable has a special twist-lock feature, making it hard for anybody to unhook or slash it off you.  

The front flap is secured by Velcro and has several pockets that hold lots of stuff.  
I put things that I frequently use such as my mobile phone, digicams, music player, portable gaming device, ball pens, business cards, Swiss Army knife, and my key chain that is secured to a built-in hook.

The bottom right photo is the main storage.  In here I sometimes keep my wallet, travel docs, a snack or two, and a personal hygiene kit.  

For the lady zombie hunters, there are other nice colors such as deep chocolate, Moroccan blue, and grape wine. There's tactical black, perfect for me.


True Purpose: 

When I need to use this as part of my emergency bug-out-gear, it can carry medical supplies, communication, ammunition, an extra weapon, or whatever I need to pull out in short notice while I'm on the move. 

With a shoulder bag, you could have quick access to things you regularly use. Backpacks are hard to rummage through when you need to reach something in a pinch. This is the essence of a shoulder bag.

Ballistic nylon is durable stuff.  I've been using another bag thats made with the same for nearly ten years and its still in wonderful shape.  I expect this one to do the same or better.  I'll keep ya'll posted on 2021.


Conclusion:

Do not underestimate importance of a good bag. To survive the zombie apocalypse, we're gonna be doing a lot of vigorous work that will go beyond the usual wear & tear. WTSHTF, all warranties are void!

Won't it be great to have something that won't break down after a decade? Planned obsolescence sucks. If we're gonna endure a long-term crisis, we need gear that will go the distance. 

We also need to remember that looking cool is really important. Mrs. Zombie Hunter approves because this bag is a snazzy looking thing.  Be it your daily commute, an African Safari, or surviving a global zombie pandemic, high quality gear will help you outlast the competition.   




Stay vigilant!