Fellow survivors, it is my honor to present the NMX04-1A. It will be the first mecha prototype that could give us the edge in the coming Zombie Apocalypse!
Who wants some?
"Big Red" was Designed and created by Mr. Carlos Owens, the head of Neogentronyx. A former US Army Heavy Equipment Mechanic, his company is presently developing mecha and various projects such as an advanced body armor, the NG-09 Skybike, and more.
Like many of us growing up, he's dreamed of piloting walking robots to save lives or defend the homeland against invaders. Only this time, the threat he may fight against may come from within.
His main goal is to create a working prototype to prove its strengths in various real life applications. Its not hard to imagine the many advantages the mecha platform will have for military, industrial, forestry, firefighting, space exploration, zombie killing, and other exciting fields. This should attract greater funding and interest for the advancement of the new mecha development industry.
Mr. Owens is a rare breed. Its not often that we find creativity combined with real world skills and the drive to craft ideas into reality. Many of us are merely content to dream big. Mr. Owens & The Zombie Hunter are no such people.
His mecha is now in the late stages of development, and the results are promising. Big Red is already capable of movement, its functioning hands can grasp various objects or dish out impressive crushing power. Its controls are relatively simple: the pilot straps inside the machine's chest area and the machine can mimic basic human movements.
Walking & moving like a human offers tremendous mission versatility compared to wheeled or tracked vehicles. Having legs means you could travel nearly any terrain type, from rocky and snow-covered hills, shallow rivers, wooded areas, etc. Its arms also let you manipulate your surroundings. You don't need to drive around a fallen tree, just pick it up!
And don't forget that the mecha can amplify your strength a hundred fold. Crushing zeds with your metal hands will be be no sweat at all.
The biggest edge with a mecha is its cost efficiency when mass-produced.
You'd never guess it, but the mighty M1 Abrams is a grossly inefficient weapon for fighting the zombie war:
- Each costs a whopping $6.21 million Dollars.
- It takes forever to build and relies on too many advanced technologies.
- Its engine guzzles 3.8 Liters of diesel fuel per 6 kilometers.
- The main gun, a massive 105 mm cannon has practically no effect on even a small group of zombies.
- Eeach shot from this gun costs as much as your dad's precious Toyota.
Allow me to present my own Zombie Fighting Variant: the NMX04-1Z.
This is a specialized modification of the NMX04-1A that I have designed specifically for the efficient destruction of zombie hordes en masse. I hope Mr. Owens would approve.
My proposed improvements would add capabilities that will make it superior to any fighting vehicle at a greatly reduced cost and maintenance. All of the modifications rely on existing technologies.
Technical Specifications: NMX04-1Z
Manufacturer: Neogentronyx (USA)
Type: Humanoid Powered Exoskeleton
Height: 15 feet
Mass: 3 Metric Tons
Motive System: Bipedal Mecha
Maximum Speed: 3 KM/hr. (projected speed)
Communications System: Standard VHF/AM communications gear w/ power supply
Target & Tracking System: Heads-Up Display capable helmet linked to shoulder weaponsPower Plant: Prototype Hybrid Advanced Fuel Cell + Internal Combustion Engine
Armament:2x Flamethrowers, on each hand
2x forestry-grade chainsaws (can cut trees), arm mounted
2x battle fists: crushing force = 5,000 psi
2x .50 caliber machine guns, shoulder mounted
2x Bomb Dispensers, leg mounted
In order to face the challenges of an all-out zombie war, armies need to re-evaluate and tailor their present arsenal for the coming threat. On a mass-production level, the NMX04-1Z is designed to be a cheaper & more effective zombie-killing platform compared to traditional tanks & infantry fighting vehicles.
- Its proposed primary weapons are a pair of .50 caliber machine guns mounted one on each shoulder. They are controlled by the targeting system built into the helmet. This is already in use with the AH-64D Apache Longbow attack helicopter. Accuracy is maximized as the pilot only needs to look at his target using his right or left eye as the mouse cursor, a trigger then fires one or both guns. One shot at a time will do the trick.
- Its back could carry more ammo than you could count, plus fuel & whatever the pilot needs.
- If it ever gets swarmed by too many zombies at a time. The mecha could use a dispersal bomb system to scatter them. The cockpit and legs need to be shielded against this low-grade explosive. Multiple bombs could be carried in the legs.
- Most of the work will be done with its chain saws attached to each arm, this will let it cut through up to ten zombies per swing at a leisurely pace. Supporting troops can mop up.
- Heavy armor is not required since the undead do not utilize firearms. This will reduce cost and overall weight.
- The hybrid advanced fuel-cell + internal combustion engine will allow up to 12 hours of operation so a backup team should be ready to provide assistance to the mecha's pilot in case it needs to exceed operating hours. A flatbed truck could serve as its transport.
- It is best suited to being supported by infantry teams in case the pilot needs to bail out, pee, or refuel. The vehicle can be recovered later on when the zombies disperse.
The combination of lower production cost, anti-zombie armament, and superior mobility makes this an asset to any army that will face the undead.
It is my dearest hope that governments & big industry takes note of this mecha prototype. A single defense contract is all we need to gain the upper hand.
Got a friend or dad who works at Boeing, Caterpillar, Inc. or Detroit Arsenal? Spread the word!