A Zombie Hunter Valentine

Nothing says "Baby, I totally trust and love you..." to your special lady than getting her a trusty AXE.

Why an axe? Let me count the ways:

• It is one of the best zombie killing weapons
• The axe is very easy to use. Only basic training is required!
• Requires minimal maintenance
• Quite affordable & easy to find
• They come in a wide variety to suit her discerning taste
• It shows that you have absolute trust in her (that she will use it on zeds, and not on you)
• Great for all kinds of yard work

           Plus many other functions! 

The Zombie Hunter's Recipe for Romance

A romantic dinner for two
1 bottle of bubbly 

2 hour back and foot massage

Olive Body Butter from The Body Shop
 1 box of chocolates

1 bouquet of flowers

+1 trusty axe that is nicely gift-wrapped

Do all of these to score big this Valentine's Day!

When the world finally plunges into a zombie apocalypse, she will definitely appreciate your thoughtfulness!


Stay vigilant!