Wednesday, February 15, 2012

A Zombie Hunter Valentine



Nothing says "Baby, I totally trust and love you..." to your special lady than getting her a trusty AXE.

Why an axe? Let me count the ways:
  • It is one of the best zombie killing weapons
  • The axe is very easy to use. Only basic training is required!
  • Requires minimal maintenance
  • Quite affordable & easy to find
  • They come in a wide variety to suit her discerning taste
  • It shows that you have absolute trust in her (that she will use it on zeds, and not on you)
  • Great for all kinds of yard work
           Plus many other functions! 


    The Zombie Hunter's Recipe for Romance

    A romantic dinner for two
    1 bottle of bubbly 
    2 hour back and foot massage
    1 bouquet of flowers
    +1 trusty axe that is nicely gift-wrapped

    Do all of these to score big this Valentine's Day!


    When the world finally plunges into a zombie apocalypse, she will definitely appreciate your thoughtfulness!


    Stay vigilant!

    2 comments:

    1. Personally I will give a war hammer this year..but nice one bud.

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    2. Thank you!

      Medieval weapons are awesome. I must do a smashing coconut test using one of those. Stay safe my friend.

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